Translation Bloopers: Litchiquintessence Modulate

When inspecting our tea cabinet for more gems like the Famous Viewing Tea, I came across the following description of a lychee black tea we brought back home from China:

“Litchi black tea cooperate with litchiquintessence modulate withhigh-quality black tea ,fragrant to assail the nostrilsfruit have,tea bad smellstrong, enter the mouth thinto slip, its appearance pieceSuo form detailed and straight closely,the colorand luster is dark and moist,interior quality fragranceis fragrant,flavour is freshand comfortable andfragrant and sweet,beingcolor red and on,soup there is flavor of litchies,helpdigest,clear up stomachand wake up brainrefreshing efficiency.”

By Jiri Stejskal
CETRA Language Solutions